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The Chaos of Indian Weddings Explained đ
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WHAT AN INDIAN WEDDING IS REALLY LIKE đ Indian weddings are basically the only event where two people are getting married⊠But somehow the entire country is involved. You invite 200 people⊠And somehow 2,000 people show up. Half of them don't even know the bride! And then comes the baraat. The groom is supposed to arrive with his family⊠But apparently nobody told his friends this was a wedding. They think they're performing at Coachella. The DJ plays ONE song⊠And suddenly 45 men are dancing in the middle of the road. One guy doesn't even know the song. He's just moving his shoulders like his Wi-Fi is buffering. Then there's ALWAYS that one uncle. This man is 57 years old. His knees haven't worked properly since 2008. But the second the dhol starts⊠HE'S BACK! And then there's the groom. The poor guy is sitting on the horse looking completely dead inside. Everyone else is partying⊠And he's just thinking: âCan someone please get me out of here?â And then comes the food. THIS is where Indian weddings become serious. People pretend they came for the bride. No. They're here for the buffet. âBro, what food is there?â âPaneer.â âAnything else?â âBiryani.â âBRO, I'M STAYING.â Honestly⊠Indian weddings aren't weddings. They're survival games with food.