Anna Kai

Nobody, especially not Usher: Me:

Every day is a celebration when you’re not married to a Chad, honestly.

Straight from the llama’s butt to your ears.

The real question is: why did I buy the male panda hat instead of the female one?

Coffee is for closers and dinner is not for dbags named Chad.

The first time I put on a full beat this calendar year was to get my picture taken at Costco so that should tell you where I am in life.

Actually that’s an insult to Dobby I apologize

What have I become

Like father, like daughter. At least I don’t have to bring my husband into the bathroom on a leash. Anyone else’s dog love icing them out in the winter?

A bad thought is not a bad life unless you let the bad thought rule your life @SkinnyDipped

I’m a reptile.

My anti-resolution. @Tatcha US @Sulwhasoo.us @IL MAKIAGE @Maybelline NY @Westman-Atelier @jane iredale @L’Oréal Paris @Olehenriksen

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She found the only sweater that has ever had sleeves short enough for me. @Tuckernuck @abercrombie @Larroudé @Nexxus Hair Care @ChanelOfficial

Bankrupt the Chads. Sorry to my lippy from @Westman-Atelier but it did survive in case you were wondering