Stand-Up

@joshjohnsoncomedy is done with horoscopes.

"I drop my phone and I go through all five stages of grief." @joshjohnsoncomedy

Kids these days have it way too easy. @Kalea McNeill

@randallotis is clinically chill. #standup #standupcomedy #depression

@NikkiGlaser is begging you to PLEASE stop saying “fooled around.” #standup #standupcomedy #nikkiglaser

@demetrimartinofficial vs heavy doors. #standup #standupcomedy #demetrimartincomedy

Being both Lebanese and gay is easier than you may think. @madisoncomedy #standup #standupcomedy #lebanese

Hannibal Buress can't be trusted while sports betting. #standup #sports #hannibalburess

Office drama is the best. @mariabamfordcomedy

Straws always betray you. 🎤: Demetri Marin #standup #demetrimartin #straws #ice

Why is no one making songs about big arms? @ayannadookie #standup#standupcomedy #hips

@Tone Bell has no idea how much babies are supposed to weigh. #standup #standupcomedy #baby

"You know who invented pasta?" 🎤: Andrew Schulz

There’s only one way to handle a 27-year-old virgin. @andreajin1

When you ask a dude to wear a condom... @taylortomlinsoncomedy