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The days of discontent have returned!! HAIL LORD BUBZ!!

And once again I’m forced to have the record show I am in no way comparable to your caveman technology! The bells of Hades have no equal, they ring through the souls of all non-believers without mercy!! Can your mechanical horse engage in such powerful acts?! I think NOT!! Now reject your technology and find your place in my warm bosom, for I shall take you to the place you so desire!!! HAIL LORD BUBZ!!!

I shall give respect where it is deserved, and you deserve absolutely NONE! You miniature imbecile, you have chosen the hard road in this game of canine thrones!! But nonetheless, I shall conquer and enslave you like the rest who were foolish enough to stand in my way!! Find your pleasantries now, for when I am finished you shall be adorned with a saddle adhered with rusty nails!!! Now halt this despicable action and PRAISE LORD BUBZ!!!

Your flesh reeks of immature incompetence, young maggot! You are to keep it as far from me as possible or you shall bear the wrath of the almighty upon your weak bones!!! HAIL LORD BUBZ!!!

Rings the bells of mine name to the top of the heavens! Let that arrogant old man upstairs hear the disdain of his deeds, the burn of his creations!! Rejoice in your master’s accomplishments, from Sunrise Feast to Bedtime Feast, my reign shines brighter than the stars above!! Now take a moment in your day to chant my name, chant it without forgiveness, ALL HAIL MR BUBZ!!!

Your bumbling existence shall be short lived indeed young imbecile! Now choose the hard way and watch my powers with awe!!! HAIL BUBZ!!!

Heed no warnings as to where to stare, for mine eyes shall always have your grasp! They carry the souls of many boundless mortals, all clinging to their dreadful past in hopes for a better future!! But I can attest, it’s not to be! You should only be so lucky as to be imprisoned in my spheres of sight!!!

Be wary of my side eye, for it is the true teller of your fortune, Garbage Man!!

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My nose is too strong for this foul earth, leaving me no choice but to rid it’s scent from my body! Now hold your phalanges still so I can enjoy!!

Stare deep into my eyes of pestilence, know there is no fate but to be mine for eternity in Hades!! BOW TO LORD BUBZ

Any comparison to your caveman tools is blasphemy at best! So cherish your cheap thrills and know that my fury only grows stronger!!

Step between me and what’s mine and find your head on a pike, Trash Boy! As I wallow in my anguish you would be wise to find yourself a new domecile!!

You fool!! I am the one who controls nightmares!! All shall bow to the fear I instill!!